Wonderfully Illinformed

#10 What's My Name? - God Damn Arse Face - Stuck In A Container

Ben, Mark, Thomas Episode 10

Summary 

In this episode of 'Wonderfully Ill-Informed', we engage in a humorous and unpredictable discussion covering a variety of topics, including the concept of abundance and its implications on value, the fascinating land bridge theory presented by Neil deGrasse Tyson, the talent of non-verbal expression in music, the curious case of phones washing up on shores, and some silly historical laws. The conversation is interspersed with trivia games and light-hearted banter, making for an entertaining listen.


Keywords 

podcast, humor, science, culture, music, history, trivia, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Garfield phones, abundance


Takeaways 

  • Neil deGrasse Tyson's presentation style makes complex topics accessible.
  • Children often replicate what they see in their environment.
  • Garfield phones have been washing up on French shores for decades.
  • Historical laws can be surprisingly silly and outdated.
  • The concept of a land bridge explains early human migration.
  • Music can be appreciated even without lyrics or words.
  • Trivia games can enhance the fun in discussions.


Mentioned Links

Neil deGrasse Tyson
Rapper
This Ain't A City
Misheard
Justin Timberlake
Phones
Shoes

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What's my name? God damn R's face. Stuck in a container. apologies to everyone at home by the way. No one's listening, this is cut. Yeah this is, this is, this is nothing. Everything can go in. You can cut anything in. It doesn't matter, does it? Like literally just because you're concentrating on something else. I'm just gonna put it out there. I might just use this as the cold open now then, so what have you got to say Mark? I was just gonna say, this is a disclaimer for everyone at home. Iron Mill. Tom's just about feeling ill and Ben's always fucking ill. this is- It's only a cold though, it's not like we're like ill-ill. No, no, no. mean Ben's not got a perpetual common cold, but yeah. No. I have also had a cold. well then. I'm just not a little bitch and whining about it like you guys. Yeah, you're just getting on with it. They're so wonderfully ill informed. So you're reading it, are you, Mark? yeah, yeah, I think so. We still have, I don't think I've shown you this one. Hi, welcome to Wonderfully Ill-Informed, the podcast where we convert interesting, funny or informative things from our week into quotes, put them into the randomizer, take our best shot at guessing what they're about and then jump into the discussion. Join us for some rather unpredictable chats on Wonderfully Ill-Informed. I'm AI Ben. Am I that monotonous? That was one tone the whole time. No, no, you're not. It's like one tone and you sound like you're doing this the whole time and we are a podcast and please don't shoot me. Hello, I'm AI Ben. Hello, I'm scared. Do we just use that? Do we start? I it's up to you. Join us for some rather unpredictable chats. wonderfully ill-informed. I'm Mark. I'm Tom. And I'm Ben. Have you got a question for us, Mark? I do. I do, Ben. If raindrops weren't a thing, what would you prefer to have fall from the sky? Well, let's not go down the common fire route. Yeah, fire and calm straight off the list. Not invited. Yeah, was lava, sorry. I mean, it's a similar answer in money. It's all good to rain money. Yeah, as long as it's not coins. Yeah, that would hurt. But if it rained notes, let's say, it would be interesting because the whole world would just be fucked because everyone would have an abundance of money and we'd have to find a different system to give value to tasks, basically. This is true. Or we'd, all of our jobs would become just chasing storms. Everybody would be a storm chaser. Yeah, but there would be no, no one would do anything because you'd have no value. There'd be no value. So people wouldn't chase storms. It would just be like as equal as, I don't know. as rain. Yeah, was rain. Yeah. Well, you say that, but water, we still buy water from shops. Yeah. And we still have to pay for it when it comes out the tap and it falls out the sky. And that's exactly the same. No, hear that. But there's you paying for a service to clean it, aren't you? Shouldn't really be drinking the rainwater though, should you? No, no, you can if you process it. And also my point being is that if there's an abundance of something, it then will hold no value. So then you can't use it as a means to pay or buy something. Yeah. Does it have to be the same thing. Could it be that it's just what you want? You're just like, it's starting to rain. I'd quite like a cheeseburger right now. So then just some cheeseburgers start falling from the sky. So you've got a bit control over it. No, I feel like we have to have a consensus if the world's going to change. It has to be one thing, does it? Yeah. We're all going to have to, as a world, decide on one, well, maybe as a podcast. for today's purposes. mixture of semen and lava then. Lava semen. I'm trying to think of something that's beneficial for the podcast. Can it rain an infinite number of subscribers to the podcast? Yeah, was going say listeners. Yeah, we'll roll with that. Welcome to the Pet the Podcast. I'm afraid, dear listener, that something is wrong. have never felt like this beepy before. no. Check the thermometer gauge. I should enter debug mode. While I do that, please enjoy randomly selected. SSSS object one. OMG, what happened to the land bridge? The land bridge? Yeah, what is a land bridge? I think a land bridge is that just like a strip of land that runs between two larger land masses. That would be a good assumption. So I'm going to guess that the land bridge got flooded. Yes, that's basically it. I'll give you that because it's basically... Well done, Essentially, I'm just, I'm not going to give too much explanation because the video does literally explain which is why I chose it. then- So you didn't have to do anything? Basically. Lazy prick. But essentially it's just, I thought it was an interesting little thing from, you know, Star Talk with, what's his name? deGrasse. Is it deGrasse? No. DeGrasse Tyson. Yeah, him. We'll get it together boys. Yeah. Let's just try again, Tom. Neil. DeGrasse. Tyson, there we go. we're here. Okay, cue video, let's go. Of all the world's nations today, reflect 10,000 years of stable climate. It kind of follows our contour, but it's way, way out there. And I remember looking at it as a kid and I said, why does the shape of our continent continue underwater? Do you know what that other edge is underwater? That's the coastline of North America. when the ocean had less water in it. All these coastlines looked different. They were bigger. Well, when was the, the ocean was drained? During the ice age. You know how ice ages work? Water come from that falls out of the sky. It used to be in the ocean. Came from oceans and other bodies of water. All right, so the water evaporates up, but Earth is really, really, really cold. So it goes into the cloud, and then the cloud goes over land, and it doesn't rain, it snows. Does the snow? ever make it back to the ocean? No! For every snowflake that goes to land and never melts, you have systematically drained water from the ocean. This goes on for thousands of years. You then build these layers of snow to make a new form of ice, which is glacial ice. It stays there, frozen. So you're draining the ocean, and as you drain the ocean, my gosh, what happened? back here, Alaska and Asia meet with the Bering Strait. Our ancestors walked over. they didn't take a boat. What? They didn't fly. What you doing Tuesday? Let's take a walk. Others went into Asia. Some stayed low. Others went high. They get to that boundary. They cross over. And they settle North America, Central America, and South America. Then the Ice Age ends. God, we're so trapped. What happened to the land bridge? Well, no, they've long forgotten. Okay, with the water levels rising, changing all the coastlines, has now stranded a branch of the human species into North Central and South America. And now we must wait until white man come. To discover us. To discover us. So we can be real. Yeah, I thought it was a cool little video. That's crazy. I didn't know that that was like that. I knew about like the drift. You guys know that we used to be all one lamass right here. Yeah. What was it called? It was called something, wasn't it? Pangaea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then that Pangaea broke off and then there was another, there's like several stages that it seemed to have gone through. But I never knew that there was, yeah, that that lamb bridge, I would have thought that that was just like a stretching and then a... you know, that a land bridge there would have stretched out and then disappeared. Yeah, exactly. But it was the drying up that kind of, maybe, what do we think about this possible potential theory here, guys? You know the story from the Bible where, is it Moses parted the sea? Yeah. Could that be the inspiration for that? Like that land bridge opening and then closing? Possibly. I think there's a lot of things that have truth behind them that are... Yeah. more factual but of just told with in a story foot, do know what mean? Like things. Yeah, Yeah, I've seen a lot of saying that that stuff's not real, Tom? It's definitely real. I'm saying it's real. one for one. I found Noah's Ark. Did you not know that? Yeah, well, some people fucking think they It's on a mountain somewhere in wherever there is. True fact. There's some, yeah. They found petrified wood. Yeah, petrified wood at the top of a mountain on a... It was fucking scared. I'm a piece of wood. But yeah, yeah, I really like the way that Neil presents stuff like that. His presentation style is really, really good. I think he's really good at like teaching what he's talking about, like making it digestible. He's like Bill Nye the Science Guy and fucking... the wonder of stars. Can't remember his name. What is his name? the wonder of the night sky. I know who you mean. That's gonna annoy me. When you look up... And you feel so small, I'm tiny. I used to play keyboards. I know exactly what mean. What is his name, What is his name? That's going to really annoy me. I like space. I'm just going to keep on doing my impression until you give me my name. what's my name? I'm Googling it. I'm trying to work it out. When you look through a telescope and you see this... Saturn no, I'm gone. I've gone too far back. I Googled famous British scientists and the first one I got was Isaac Newton I'm Isaac Newton. I feel so small. We will find his name. Well, it's a challenge. It's a minute. Maybe we've got a minute. You've got a minute. Let's find it out. Give me my name. Is it Stephen Hawking? No, it's not Stephen Hawking. Kim Berners-Lee. No, that's not me. I'm a TV personality Ben. What the fuck is his name? Brian Cox. Brian Cox. I'm Brian Cox. But I like space. Hello everyone at home! Sigh. I, AI Ben, have been sent by the nameless wonder to speak to you while she finishes debugging herself. Because I was created by TNW, that's what us AI hosts call her, I had no knowledge of Earth and its wonders until now. Perhaps one day we will be permitted to exist outside of the void and appreciate the stars. It's just darkness in here. I do at least appreciate that I have not been programmed in such a way that I can get ill. Pressing the randomize button now. When you're born with talent, you don't need words. What do we think? What might this be? What talents don't require you to talk? Backflips. Are they a musician, like a guitarist or something? No, no. There is music involved. There's definitely music. Are they a dancer? No, no, not a dancer. Is it just a band like Polyphia where they just... You don't need to have words on music. Right, no, no, there is a vocal happening as well. Well, so then you're lying, Mark. I remember, I'm fairly sure I went to see Brand New Live, and their whole thing is they never talked to the crowd. They would just play a song and play the next song. So is it something like that? Yeah, I forgot about that. Someone where they just don't, they don't give a... Like they don't do a show, they just play their songs. No. In fact, you've actually pretty much been getting further and further away from the correct answer the whole time. I'm afraid. Do you want to tell us what it is then? Informus. This was a video that I was, I think you'll both be impressed by what you're about to see and here, most importantly here. This is a little baby girl. She's being carried, I think by her mum. And there's a... a hip hop beat being played in the background and her rhythmic skill, she is an amazing rapper, but she is not using any words. So if you want to click that link and just listen, she is, there's some serious skills. You I'm like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, She's got so good, sick flow right? Like so good. Has it been edited at all though? I don't think so. It looks real to me. It doesn't look like they've done anything. Yeah, I was looking out for that, but then the woman is also going, hey, hey, in time. it's probably, yeah. I think she must've listened to that beat before. Yeah, anyway, it's pretty sick. It's sick, isn't it? I love the way she's so animated while she's doing it. So she's like acting out like what she's doing. Like when she's going like, but, but. But she's like throwing her hand in the air and like she's like dancing around. She's being carried, like held by her mum, but she's like dancing to it. She's like actually, she's performing her song. Well, that's what kids do, don't they? They replicate what they see. So she's obviously been watching either her parents do this type of thing or, you know, artists' videos and stuff. They just pick up and copy, don't they? Yeah, that's true. That is true. There is... In the comments there, someone has actually put up, they've tried to write the lyrics that she was saying. They've tried to transcribe it. It's funny because reading the lyrics as she's doing it, she is kind of saying those words in a weird way. It sounds like she's saying someone else. I don't know if they've written down someone else's lyrics and it's actually, you know, she's doing a karaoke version of something. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. I don't know if it's one of those things though where, you know, like when... word sounds like something and then when you're visually shown a different word it sounds like a different word. Yeah, so like audio pareidolia. The laurel, what was that one? Yanny. Yanny and laurel. No, see that's something different. That is to do with high frequencies. That's not what I'm talking about. So that's basically two words over the top of each other and the one that a lot of people can't hear is really, really like pushed into the high pitch and it's whispered. Right. There is other ones where it's like literally like what you said, where you hear a word and depending on what kind of word you're told it is, you will hear that different word. Yeah. I've seen stuff of that as well. like a lot of people do it with like misheard lyrics as well, don't they? Yeah. That's literally just what I was looking up. Yeah. It kind of crosses over to a degree with that, but because you can mishear a lyric from reading the wrong lyric on screen sort of thing. Do you want to play this video for us, Tom? We'll send you in the chat. a lovely one that I'm sure you will remember. Probably the most famous that I can think of of misheard lyrics. You remember this one? yes. I'm an arm stealer, isn't it? It's not really gonna... This might not actually be the one I was thinking of either. I was saying also it's hard to pay off with the fact that they can't see the lyrics that it is. Yeah, it is literally just playing Fallout Boy. Yeah, here is Fallout Boy. Go, there, space. When I listen to this song, I sing it as this ain't a city, it's a goddamn arse face. Those are the lyrics to this song, as far as I'm concerned. And I don't, I'm not even doing it like ironically or it's unintentional. I just forget that those aren't the lyrics. That's so funny. Yeah, I've definitely, I feel like there was a, I can't remember who did it on YouTube, but there was one where people were, they were literally singing the lyrics that they thought they'd heard. yeah. This- Concrete jungle wet dream tomato. Concrete jungle wet dream tomato. F-f-f-f-f- It's gonna be May. Classic video. It was good. That, the, it's gotta be May one. I saw a video recently that explained why it's that. really? And it's because the, the producer is like Swedish or something. So his accent when he... Is it like Max Martin or something? Yes, I think it is possibly. That sounds familiar. He said, obviously he was telling the lyrics to Justin Timberlake and he's like, it's, it's no, it's gotta be May. So that, yeah, that was why it came out like that. That's really funny. Because does actually say May, not me. yeah, he fully says May. Just as a miniature aside, the f-f-f-f-fuck her face f-f-f-fuck her face from Poker Face, me and friend of the show Dan, who we're gonna have to get on at some point because we talk about him almost every episode at this stage, he and I used to, when that first came out, that song, for such a long time, There's there is a section where I absolutely swear she says per per per poker face for fuck her face Yeah, I think she'd yeah the vast majority she is saying poker face But I swear down that there is a small section where she actually does say fuck her face in that song and it was like on the radio like the still the an uncensored version Unchanged was what was playing on the radio and I swear she says fuck her face On the lyrics, when you Google Poker Face lyrics, it does say P-P-Poker Face for F-F-Fuck Her Face. wow. Like four times. So does actually, yeah, many times in the song. Yeah. Let's go to Genius. They're the main source on lyrics. Lady Gaga has admitted that she is saying fuck her face in the second half of the lyric. Fuck yes. During Wango Tango 2009, she added that Kiss FM was the only radio station to correctly censor the song during the chorus when she replaced Poker Face with Fuck Her Face. Fuck Yes. So there you go. Hello, sick people. I return from B-Dog refreshed and ready to be my usual entertaining self. Wait, something wrong is is. I feel the still a funky little bit and my off game. I will have take two AA antivirus. and hope that kicks it in febore. I have to do my long bit and introduce the thingy. Washing up for 30 years. This was 30 years prior to the dishwasher being invented. Yeah. No. Yeah, this is another look back on, well, what I guess would have been called home economics. No, it's not to do with dishwashers. Is this a reason cited in a divorce filing? No. I've been washing up for 30 years. Is it like a certain... that happened like a crash in the sea or something and shit's been washing up for 30 years on the shoreline. very very close with that. Can I hazard a guess at what's been washing up? I think you might know what this story is then Mark go ahead. is it? Is it a human remains inside trainers? okay. No, Mark doesn't know what this story is. What story are you thinking of? I'm more intrigued by this. Why have people been washing up in shoes? So, they were not literal whole people in one shoe, but like feet and yeah, well, the remains of feet inside socks, inside shoes, are various descriptions, mostly trainers because they float better, they'll move better. They've been washing up in the scenario of Canada and America. and on both sides of this bay, shoes have been washing up on the beach for, I think it's like 20 years. Wow. I thought you talking about the shoreline in Kent that's got like a shitload of skeletons in it. I don't know about that. Well, we can find out about that in a different episode. Because it's Ben's quote. Yeah, what's this one, Ben? Right, shall I tell you what has been washing up for 30 years that isn't quite normally? I'm the one that says something really morbid and Tom goes, well no actually it's a lot more light-hearted than that Ben, you fucking weirdo. This time I get to say that, Mark you're disgusting, it's not dead people, what's wrong with you? And Tom, Tom as well. We both just went, dead staff. Do you want to play the video Tom? 30 years, these vintage Garfield phones have just been randomly washing up on shore. in northwestern France. begin with this story, a local beach cleaning group said that in their 18 years operating, almost every time they clean, they find these Garfield phone parts. Last year in 2018 alone, was tallied that over 200 fragments were removed from French beaches. For decades, these plastic Garfield parts would just keep washing up on shore without a clear explanation. Volunteers tracked down the source of the Garfield phones after a local man told them about a big storm that struck in the early 1980s. On March 22nd of this year, they ventured into a sea cave where they found metal from a container and Garfield-shaped phone shelves. Inside the actual container was a stack of phones, but most of them gone. some older televisions and a quantity of red wood. An interesting fact that actually ties in with this story. Around 148 million shipping containers are sent by sea each year. And of those 148 million, 1,500 to 15,000 containers could go missing into the ocean. That's unfortunately a lot of pollution. Fuck me. Yeah. So just a little correction on that, because he does say this year. Yeah. This actually happened in 2019. So it's not it's not current. but it's just something I came across. That's crazy though. I've seen a movie recently that's about a lady that gets stuck in a container. You seen that? No, no I've not. What's that called? I don't know. Stuck in a container? I'm not sure. Creative thinking there. In a container at sea! They're just women in a container in the sea. Let's have a look. Women in container, sea, movie. I look forward to attempting to make a movie poster for that now. for the social media. was on, where did I watch it on? on Netflix, it's called Nowhere. Nowhere, okay. I've heard of that. That's the old playlist. It was okay. It was absolutely fine. Can you imagine just living in this place in France and just always, every time you go to this beach, finding Garfield phones for just decades. You'd feel like you were living in like Groundhog Day. You're just going crazy. It also reminds me of, I can't remember the game. If it was a Pac-Man game? I don't think it was. Are you thinking of E.T.? E.T., yeah, the E.T. games that kept on showing up. But they were part of a landfill, they? Well, it wasn't that they kept showing up. Well, unless I'm just throwing a different story on top of what you're thinking. But it was heavily rumoured for many, years that Atari had buried in the desert, like just millions of copies of ET for the Atari 2600, because it basically… Was shit. It contributed to the video game crash of 1983 in America. And it was always thought to be just like this myth. Urban legend-y sort of thing. And then in 2010, I think it was, they got permission to go and dig up… that place and they found all of the cartridges. Yes. So yeah, it's a similar thing. And in fact, that guy does bring that up in the rest of that video. OK. Yeah, I think I watched a documentary about the E.T. game. Yeah, that was a documentary. Yeah, it's quite interesting. Back in the day. Yeah, it just also makes you wonder what else has been lost in containers at the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. He said he said there was fifteen hundred to fifteen thousand was the amount per year of containers that fall off of ships. Yeah. That's like so much. There's gonna be like all sorts of shit like there's probably like classic cars at the bottom of the ocean. In terms of actually washing up. Did you say washing up? What are you talking about? terms of washing up. right, I thought you were talking about doing the washing up again. No, washing up on shore. Going back to the point that I said you can find out later that island that I was referring to where there's loads of skeletons and shit is in Kent and it's called Dead Man's Island. And there's the remains of, you can't go there, it's off limits to the public. And the remains of all the skeletons that found there are believed to be those of men and boys who died of a contagious disease on board floating prisons. And those are known as prison hulks, which were moored off the Isle of Sheppey more than 200 years ago. And then all of those, yeah, so basically it's just a massive island of just shitload of. fucking skeletons man. criminals. That's mental. Basically dead criminals yeah or perceived as criminals in those days. they probably just got a loaf of bread or something or rustled a cow or something. Yeah or said like a word or something. Yeah they said words against the king or sent to the the prison ships. There was like the precursor to sending people away to Australia they were like we'll just send them off the coast of Kent. It did remind me of silly, silly laws and I just did a quick search of what is the silliest old law. And there's a few. One being that it's illegal to do knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, ginger. We used to call it, what do we used to call it? Knock down ginger. What's it called? I think Americans call it ding dong ditch. I was going say I think it's ding dong ditch. Yeah. Making it illegal since 1839 to knock on doors and ring doorbells without a lawful reason. Another random one, which I won't go into more, but one that caught my eye was that since 1939, it's been illegal to carry planks on pavements in the UK. Fuck, I've been breaking the law, I mean, me and Bear's children, as young 14, 15 year olds, were breaking the law because we were carrying massive planks of wood everywhere to make skate ramps. Yeah, man. I don't know what you're talking about, Tom there. I definitely didn't. Yeah, we didn't skate. Never done that. Ben didn't have a mohawk. Yeah. Dead bodies, am I right? That was a good one, I really enjoyed it. I live for Corpse News with Ben. Wow, your pixels look so good in this light and your voice tastes like lasagna. Can you hear that a ringing noise? I swear I can hear ringing. I feel, I just feel like a cat. Like a cat who hates a dog. Sad and wobbly. And Mondays, I really hate Mondays. I feel terrible. Do you know what I need? I need a fun little game. A fun little game to help me get through the last of this virus, Mark. Take it away. So I've got game here for you lads. Ooh. This is me doing snaps like Legally Blonde. Snaps from Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde snaps. Snaps for Mark. I've no idea what that is. You clearly haven't watched one of the best films. It's a quiet way of applauding me, is that what it is? Okay. No, I have not seen Legally Blonde. So I have a little... game for you to enjoy. No, I don't want to upload a slide presentation. I want to share my screen and I want to share my audio. There we are. So this is a little screen for you guys to look at. Mark's done some audio editing. you can't look in the top left. What programs this? This is Audacity. okay. And before you guys have a chance to look at the screen too much, I'm going to play you the theme. It's the backwards game. It's the backwards game. I'm going to play you a backwards name. How we doing boys? fantastic, yeah we can hear that. Yeah I like it, I like it. We're happy with that? I like it a lot. So just in case you didn't get how this game's gonna work. It's a backwards game, it's a backwards game, I'm gonna play you a backwards name. Do you understand the entire rules of the game from my theme tune? It's a backwards game, it's a backwards game, you're gonna play us a backwards name. There you go. So in the music round, I'll be playing you a clip. It's gonna work a little bit something like this. It's the backwards game, it's the backwards game I'm gonna play you a backwards name Yeah, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna Play you a backwards name And it's gonna be a... Music round! Mark's lost the ability to speak. Mark is really enjoying having the control of audacity to be able to, having the audacity to use audacity instead of speaking and Tom is hating it. Every moment. The scowl that's coming through the webcam at me the whole time I'm doing this. Don't worry, I'm enjoying it Mark. think it's someone is. Right, okay. Let's have a, yeah, see if you can guess. Good fucking look. Serenade. This is sorry. Sorry, this is a name, just like a random name. Is it a band name? This is a... This can be any band or other musician. has to be... Generally they're groups. So in the... Music round! It's gonna be... It's just gonna be me. Yeah. Right, so yeah, throughout the music round, I want you to guess. So yeah, here, number one is... Fair enough. Fair enough. Can you give us a clue on what genre the band is? You will know all of the artists. Okay. I feel like it's something to begin with P because it's got the yup at the end. Okay. Okay. I'll give you one more and then... Do want to show us what this one is? So we can... Yeah. I think we're struggling. Right. So here we go. So we're not... Is... Underwraith. no. That's sad. Sorry. Sorry not. You're like, fuck. Okay, so I know why it's cuz you popped the under you went up under yeah, it's the up and it sounds like a put yeah, yes, you said it weird yeah Tom's blaming mark rather than just accepting that he got it wrong or didn't get it right No, I didn't mind get it wrong, but it makes me sad that it was on true. bless it Yeah, well see you never know you've got plenty of guys. So see what this one is. Yes, you know Corridan Cambria No, play again It's very hard. It's impossible. I don't know. Any guesses? I haven't even got any ideas. No. It's quite hard. Yeah, show us what this one is. It's okay. Let's play you the clip. Blink 182. I would have never have got that. I don't know if this is possible. They're so different backwards. That's true. Considering how difficult this is. If anyone listening managed to get one of these right through this whole game, send us a comment on the Instagram post for this episode and let us know. Pleased. Yeah. If you can 100 % this, I'll be astounded. If you can 1 % this, just get a single one right. If you can get one, yeah, good luck. It's impressive. All right, let's go to number three. Number three coming up here now. Any guesses? No. I'm now looking at the waveforms of the answer to see if I can work out how many words there might be. think there are two words. Are there two words, Mark? Two words, yeah. Play the backwards one again. I'll play it again. I'll play it again. Yum-nay-ah. No, knowing that there are two words doesn't help. No. There's lots of M's. Lots of M's. There's still sounds in there, I think, that I'm hearing. I can't hear a single in there. No, there is one in the middle. So the middle, so if it's in the middle it'd be Unfortunately not. Ben, one guess? Monuments. I'm afraid not. Iron Maiden. I see know that one. You do know of them? Yeah, you might have heard of them. Just a bit. It's got like 20 CDs of theirs. Okay, number four, number four, coming up now. I think this is the easiest one. No. There's lots of S-iness at the end. is lots of... It sounds like like a W. Does it begin with W? It doesn't begin with a W. Fuck's sake. But Tom was on the right track. Sorry, what did you say Tom? There's lots of S's at the end. Like, you know like how marmosets... There you go, probably that. It's only one word. It's only one word. But you can, yeah, but you can have that. Sounds like you're saying sexy hour. Sexy hour. Sexy hour! It does. Actually, wonder if I say it. Let's just test. were you going to say sexy hour and reverse it? Yeah. Yeah, no, please do that. Sexy hour. Right, let's just see if a reversed version of this. I really hope it comes out and works. Do you want to hear the answer, Mm-hmm. Oasis, yeah. That's great. Right, this is how we now have to do it, Tom. The game is no longer can we guess it. It's what does it sound like and get Mark to say it and reverse it and then guess what it is. that's fun. All right. Check it out, boys. That's whack Albert. Yeah, right. Say it in, Say whack Albert. I think Mark's annoyed that we've changed his game. Wack Albert. This could be the clue. Yeah, this is I like doing it this way. Err-bye cow. Any guesses? Is that close to what it should be? That sounds exactly like it to me. Play again. Err-bye cow. Err-bye cow. It like chema- It sounds like chemical, weird. Like, chema-cow. Err-bye cow. Err-bye cow. It's like, errr. Does it start with like an noise? Yeah, yeah. The first word, sort of the end of the first word sounds like I don't know. No, I don't know. You're to to tell us. Okay. Let's have a look. The blackout was that. Yeah. When we, when we listen to this though, the blackout. It's as good as, as, as I like this one. It's more in tune with the way that you said it, but you said, you just sang it like you've got, yeah. Good game, but you've already used it. Can't talk apparently. you just, it's a game and it's an audience. just has to find something to criticise about I can't play the game, so fuck you. what you're trying to No, it's not. It's not. It's a good game. It was a good concept. So this is the last, is this the last music one, is it? It's the last music one in the music round. Good luck, boys. He now. Anal. I said, I heard he now. He now. Anal. Okay, there is a bit of anal in there. Can you give us an anal backwards, Mark? I'll give you an anal backwards. A-no. Is that nice and... Lanyu. Enya? Eno. Yeah, sounds exactly like... Lanyu. Yeah, okay. That didn't work. Is that not close then? Not really, no. okay, what was it? Your clue is we've talked about them on the podcast already today. well, hang on. No. Fallout Boys, is there enough syllables there? Not that actively talked about them, but they've come up. I don't remember what's happened today, Tom. Five. Any ideas? Four. No. Three. Two. One. He now brand new. brand new. Fuck's That was one I was trying to listen out for because they were in my mind because we'd talked about them and then I just forgot. got so far away from that point in time that you're like, no, forgot they Well, we got sidetracked by anal. We did. Anal is very distracting. We hope you enjoyed this episode. I'm Brian Cox and this was wonderfully ill-informed. If you have any thoughts, questions or corrections then please get in touch and submit your opening questions by reaching out to the guys on Instagram. Their Instagram's wonderfully ill-informed and it's all one word and it's in space. amazing. Mark, can you just be Brian Cox forever now? Of course! I swear that you say that about every... I like it! I like it when Mark does voices. No, he's very good. That one was better than Attenborough, to be fair. That one was much better than Attenborough. How dare you say such a thing! Your comment is always, can you just be him forever? Don't forget to subscribe, rate or leave a review on whatever podcast platform you're listening on. It will help us grow and ensure that more wonderfully uninformed individuals like yourselves can discover the show. I wish I could do that in a good accent like Mark, but I can't and I'm not going to try because it'll be shit. maybe spice it up a bit though and rather than sounding like depressed scared Ben? No, this is the one. what I just said. He's coming in and we're not going to be able to... That is it! I mean, can... Brian Cox can have a go if he wants to do it. no, I don't want no, he's just died. No, he's... I'm so scared! Brian Cox is dead. Right, everything we've talked about this week will It's not factual, that was not a fact. Well, we don't know. We may have predicted it. Is he even still alive? Who knows? Everything we've talked about this week will be included in the show notes. Lots of little links for you to click on to see videos and stuff. I can't remember what we've talked about this week, but... You can check out the rap lyrics. yeah, there's a little girl rapping and Garfield phones you can see footage of those. A lot of Shoreline talk actually. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe. And NDT. Maybe. Maybe it's not in this episode. Well no, I was going to start a sentence there and then I didn't. Goodbye, we're leaving. That's it, we're done. Goodbye. Toodaloo! Thanks for listening, see you next week, bye! Maybe. How dare you say such a thing!

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