Taste the parasitican sex. T17.1 Venom. to mention, I'm not a millionaire, unfortunately. Yeah, they forgot to contact me. Poor Tom. They're so wonderfully ill informed. Hello and welcome. Welcome to Wonderfully. Hello. Hello. Welcome to Wonderfully ill informed. The podcast where we confer interesting, funny or informative things from our week into quotes, put them into the randomizer, take our best shot at guessing what they're about and then jump into discussion. Join us for some rather unpredictable chats on Wonderfully Informed. I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Mark. And I have a little opening question. This one actually comes from, we have another host from a recent cold open, Margot, our, I guess, seventh host. So her mother, the wonderful Holly, Tom's better half, submitted a question to us just recently. So, hang was it from Holly or was it from Margot via Holly? It certainly wasn't from Margot, no. It comes from Holly. If it was from Margot, it would be something like, daddy, can you put Peppa Pig on or something like that. So yes, I guess I would say friend of the show, Holly, artist of the show, Holly, who designed our logo as well, asks, if animals could talk, which species do you think would be the rudest? Animals could talk? Well, dogs do take poos outside, so that's pretty rude. I think that's pretty polite. Most animals shit outside, yeah, that's true. Well, not the ones that keep inside. The ones that shit inside the house are certainly ruder. Well, to us, yeah. I was going to say cats. Yeah. They're generally just dicks, aren't they? Yeah, they're pretty rude. They give you give you the stink eye on the reg. And dogs do just like, I always find it. pretty gross when you're kind of walking along and then there's a couple in front of you with a dog and all you can see is like this big old ball sack just swinging between the two pairs of legs. It's like, Jesus, that's pretty rude. feel like it's just, it's any animal that you would see as the bad guy in a cartoon. It would be any of those. I mean, this isn't, if they could, this is if they could talk, which would be the rudest. Yeah, that's true. more about like... What about Toad? Mr Toad, he was pretty fucking rude, wasn't he? Toad of Toad Hall? Yeah. Wasn't that his whole thing that he was just a selfish, rude bastard? I can't actually remember. Is this from Peter Rabbit? No. Wind in the Willows, is it? Wind in the Willows, yeah. I mean, parrots are rude, right? That's true. They can be, but that generally depends on who they've been hanging around with. Yeah, that's true. What about our good old friend the blobfish? Well, they're just... Sad yeah, they're just sad because they've decompressed. mean foxes are pretty rude. They like to screech don't they? Yeah, do you know what the other day where I've not done? I haven't cut my grass. I've been a bit bad I haven't cut my grass in a couple of weeks has got a bit long and We came down the other day and there was like a perfect kind of pat like a circle patch where one I'm assuming It's a fox if you're without it's a large bear now a small bear actually, but yeah, it clearly been laying down and then right next to it was a big old turd. it must have had a poo and then had a sleep. One of my favorite things to do. Well maybe you did it around the other way, it was just rolling around, had a little nap and then you got up and had a big fat shit and then just strolled off. Yeah, midnight poop. I've got a very original answer for you. I think seagulls would be pretty foul-moused if they could talk. They're already rude, with how they constantly steal food from innocent bystanders on the broadwalk. I bet they would mock their victims if they could. bet Ben is reading from a piece of script in front of him. Did you ask chatgpt? Yeah, Ben's on Reddit. I googled rude animals and there's a quora that came up that is if animals could talk, which would be the rudest. Okay, no, think I would... Even though that wasn't your actual answer I do actually agree with that answer because I do think seagulls are assholes Seagulls are pretty rude. Cat, I reckon it's between maybe for me cats or foxes I just think about like when I used to live in the city like it would be cats and foxes would be squeaching at night I have a small slightly related topic that I would like to bring up to do with animals Down my road I have a problem with dogs Well actually it's not even a problem with dogs, it's a problem with dog owners because there's a load of dogs that are pooing and the owners aren't picking it up. what I want to do, which I've now, I asked Holly if it was illegal to do and I'm not, she said she's not sure. And I just want to buy a load of signs that basically say, if you don't pick up your dog poo, you will be fined. Do you know who you've turned into Tom? Grumpy bastard apparently, according to Holly. The person who made the no skateboarding signs and put them in the car park where we used to skate. That's who you've become. No, I've not been that guy. This is different. When we were skating, we weren't taking big steaming turds in the middle of the car park. No, we were just making loads of fucking noise. But this is just like, they're not even kind of like, not that any turd is a turd, but they're like big obnoxious ones right in the middle of the pathway. And the amount of times I've pushed like... the pram through it or stepped in it. Literally, it's a common occurrence. Nearly every other day I'd trade in dog food. Yeah, as a dog owner, personally, even one of my dogs is an ex street dog, so he has a tendency to try and eat everything, even the oldest of corpses. I've found rabbits and stuff and mice on the field. So he sometimes gets the squits. And even when he gets the squits, I'm begging and pleading with it to get in a bag, because I hate the idea of leaving. leaving dog turds out there in the world. With my old dog, we used to, because she always, she very rarely did anything solid. We would literally just put the bag in our hand under her butt and just catch it and just save having to pick the damn thing up. man, So come full circle and try and answer Holly's question. The rudest animals are the douchebags that are not picking up after their... Yeah, the rudest animals are humans. Yeah. Fucking scumbags. Beautiful listeners, please take the time to look within and think about whether you humans are, in fact, the rudest animal. Thank you for taking a moment to reflect. Welcome back to your favorite weekly news report, Wonderfully Ill-Informed, your one-stop shop for the most up-to-date and important information. I, the Nameless Wonder, am here to serve the singular purpose of making three idiots seem smarter than they are. Let's see what crucial story we have to kick off this week's episode. Randomizer protocol engaging. If I crush a small pile of these insects. I know this one. I'm going to stand back. it Bear Grylls? Is he making a a nice like peanut butter out of bugs? It's not. Although on a Bear Grylls related plug slash subject, I bought one of the water to filtration, water filtration things that he advertises. Anyway, that was an advert. Moving on. Shall I? throwing my guess out. this... You can hazard a guess that's not hazardous because you know what it is. No, I'm fairly certain I Well, they might be wrong. He's been wrong before. Has he? This is true. Is it dead bodies? Anyway, this technically is. God, Ben, why do you always go This is dead bodies. Well, yeah, mean, it's literally what it says here. Is this to do with food colouring? It is to do with food colouring, Marcus. stand back. Yeah, take a bow. Okay, so yeah, it is literally to do with food colouring and how... all the chemical what it's actually called I'll play the video but basically you they crush up small insects and then when you put them into I assume water or whatever it is, hydrate them yeah yeah makes a coloring a red coloring which then goes into sweets and other lovely many food stuff things which I don't eat anymore haven't for like three months so go me. Thing is insects they are a viable food source yeah yeah yeah off protein yeah going back to Bear Grylls he loves a good old grub yeah yeah I think I follow this page. Right, okay, I'm not going to hear you for a bit. You suck, Tom. Fuck you. He's so rude. Hey, you're also a liar. This is a dried parasitic insect that you eat. If I crush a small pile of these insects, scoop them up and pour them into a vial of warm water. The water... turns a deep red. This is used as a red dye under the names, Cochineal Extract, Natural Red 4, E120, and Carmine Color. Carmine Color is listed in the ingredients of this candy. So this candy gets its color from crushed up parasitic insects. Guess which of these products have parasitic insects in them? Is it all of them? It's all of them then! They all do. So while that was going, I was just quickly looking up foods with E120 in it. And there's a massive long list of products. Skittles being one of them. That was one that I would assume. sucks. Yeah. The next one on the list, which I didn't assume is classic Frankfurter hot dogs by Herter. peanuts, Hartley's strawberry jam, Mr. Kiplins cherry bakewurls. damn. That's a sad one. Yeah, I have to cut all of these out now you realise. All these things you're telling me now. I'm gonna have be like, nope. Is this in the UK though or is this America? Because America are much more lax with the bullshit that they put in their food that we wouldn't. They are a lot more, they are lot more lax. I actually recently watched a thing regarding food in America in terms of what, basically like the extra shit that they put in food like over in America and there was, I can't remember the exact fact, I have to... But it was something silly along the lines of like out of 10,000 extra kind of chemicals that America put into their food in the in Europe out of those 10,000 we have only classic like okayed about 700 of them, which is mental. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's not an exact quote, but it's around those. Yeah. Yeah, it's around that kind of figure. Yeah, it's scary. I have confirmed, sorry I was just searching a little bit there, that yeah, carmine red is allowed in, as carminic acid or E120, as they've mentioned in the video there, is permitted as a UK food additive. Okay, so we do need to keep an eye out. Particularly people who are vegies, vegans, and anyone who doesn't want to eat beetles. So at that point I would assume that it's fine to consume. yeah. Well, yeah, theoretically, it's just a colouring. well, you're talking about from a vegetarian point of view, are you Mark? Yeah, yeah, I find it a bit gross. Even though you've been a vegetarian for as long as I can remember, I just keep forgetting on the podcast that you're a vegetarian. It's easy to forget. It's happened numerous times. When you say it's fine to consume that, Ben, there are a lot of, again, especially in a not so much in Europe, but in America. There are lot of substances that are chemicals that are in food that have been approved for consumption, but they've actually only been approved by the company that are putting them in the food, if that makes sense, by their own review rather than other peers, which is pretty fucked up. And also I think in America, they have a totally backwards process to us where I'm pretty sure in Europe, there to be a big study before that it's approved for food. with them, just put it out and then they wait for that kind of 10 years or whatever thing and then they go, actually, sorry. is that. eating this guys. Shouldn't, shouldn't assume that. Which is crazy. Can I give you a fun fact that I think is relatively common knowledge so you might know it. The acceptable percentage of feces and stuff in foods is not zero. Lovely. Of course. That's more horrifying than anything else is that you are allowed to have a certain percentage of shit in the food and that's fine. Yeah. Like parts per million. Yeah. Well, if you think like everything's being farmed, it's not being farmed in like completely hermetically sealed environment. Like everything's getting like I walk across fields on a daily basis and like it has changed over the, over the time I've been here, like the fields I walk through regularly have had different things in, but all that stuff like my Me and my dogs are walking right next to it, like, you know, eventually it gets pooed on. Yeah, like my dogs do pee right next to it. This is why we have immune systems though, isn't it? Yeah, exactly. Do we Ben? Well, me less than others, but... We do Tom. Thank you Thomas, our food and bugs expert, fresh from the field with that important and rather disgusting health message. And another thanks is probably due to Ben for making us all want to skip our next meal. Keep your optical sensors trained on those ingredients. Lists listeners. You never know what creepy crawlies Nestle will try and sneak into your diet next. What's next? Let's head over to the randomizer for our next story. Blank up my blank for 26 years. Yes, Ben. I appreciate the use of the format. I'm assuming that you put blank and that's not what they said. I did. Yes. Yeah. Okay. So what was up their blank for 26 years? Was it like an army toy and it was up somewhere? Very close. No? What about... no, it's not been 26 years since the start of Jackass, has it? What were they putting up where? Well, the Jackass boy has pulled a condom out with a car after 26 years. He's like... And after that came out straight away, didn't it? Yeah, I think so. It's not to do with... I know some people kind of randomly will discover that they've had like a spider in their ear for like years. God, that is something I'm always worried about. I always think whenever I'm cleaning my ears, I'm like, I'm sure there's just poking a spider. Right. So what have you guys got any other guesses? What do you reckon? You've got two two guesses. What is the first blank? What was the thing that was put in and what is the place that it was put? I don't think it was up his bum. I reckon it would be like up the nose or up in the ear or something. Nose is correct. Mainly because when you're a child, like I can imagine you put like a crown, is it a crayon up your nose or something? When I was a kid. Or Lego. Lego, that's what it is. It's Lego. It is Lego. Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, I'm pretty sure that Mike got a pee stuck up his nose. Friend of the show, Mike. But yeah, so it is. I had a piece of Lego stuck up my nose for 26 years. That's a long time. That would be the most uncomfortable life. It depends on what piece of Lego it was. If it's just like a Lego man head, it's probably not so bad. That's like a P. It was actually an entire Harry Potter castle. It's a racing car. 32-year-old Andy Norton loved Legos growing up. At age six, Andy did what a lot of kids do, put them right up their noses. When the little piece called a Lego dot wouldn't come out, six-year-old Andy concocted a plan that only a kid could come up with. Andy put a Lego man like this up the same nostril, hoping that it would click onto the dot and both pieces would come out at the same time. I was hoping that the piece would stick to his head and I could just pull it out, but I didn't quite understand that if I did that. Well then his head was gonna get stuck. And that's exactly what happened. The Lego head got stuck too. Mom came to the rescue. She's pulling him out with the tweezers and as she's looking around she's like, okay, there's nothing else left in here, we're good to go. But mom didn't realize the other tiny piece was still inside. For the next 26 years, Andy was tormented by congestion, asthma, and sleep apnea, but never made the connection. No. day. in the shower doing my thing and blow my nose in there and out pops this Lego and this memory came rushing back to me. I had a Lego up my nose for 26 years. That would suck so bad. Yeah, that's crazy. So my only related story there is Mike getting a pee stuck up his nose. Have you guys ever had things stuck up inside you for long periods of time? Nicely asked. I mean, I do. I haven't had anything stuck up me, no, but I always remember that sense of panic like when you're like a child or even now, like if you put like a ring on or something on that you then realise, wait minute, I can't get it off, can't get Then that small sense of panic just for a little moment while you can't get it off and then you get it off. Do you know what mean? I had that when I was trying on my wedding ring. I went and tried it on and I was like, yeah, yeah, I think that's going to fit. But I'll try it on anyway, we'll just make sure. And I popped it over, I've got quite like a big knuckle. but then the bit where the ring goes is actually quite thin. So my ring now is sliding on my finger quite nicely, but it will not come past this knuckle part very easily at all. I had swirled up, I had hot hands because I was a bit nervous, and I fucking popped it on and I could not pop it off and it was shitting me up. But yeah, coming back to the things in you, no, I don't think I've ever got anything stuck in me. I think I've swallowed things that have then swallowed but I've not swallowed properly I guess or I've weaved at the same time or whatever and then something's got stuck in my nose and then come out of my nostril before. least it went in your nose have you heard about the guy that swallowed it was like a pea shoot or something and it started sprouted in his lungs I think I have heard about that. Massachusetts man who spent weeks coughing and feeling sick discovers a plant is growing inside of him. my God. I was told that I had a pea seed in my lung that had split and had sprouted. Whether this would have gone full term and I'd be working for the Jolly Green Giant, I don't know. The doctor suspect that he had eaten a pea at some point in the last couple of months and it went down the wrong way and then just started to grow. Crazy man. Yeah, yeah. At least he had a sense of humor about it. Yeah, yeah. I have got a story actually that Tom will remember and Ben might remember of my first ever shot. Do you remember that story Tom? yeah. I tried to my first shot, got a bit too excited, kind of shot it a bit too far back, shot myself in the eye and out my own nose and then was like... going because I couldn't breathe because it was a very highly alcoholic beverage that we I was shotting it was no there was nobody else there just Tom saw me do this and we were not talking about how old we were when we did this but yes and and they were five years old we were in a strip club on the street outside a police station yeah that was pretty yeah so don't don't get too excited when you take a shot kids and you were on BBC But not because of your battles or your rhymes, it's because you poured vodka into your pupils for the cameras on that night. They took you to the doctors. You'll never be more embarrassed in your life. They said it doesn't go in your bloodstream, it just damages your eyes. Thank you, Ben, our Feces and Lego correspondent. Such stunning journalism and a story 26 years in the making. That fan of tiny bits of plastic certainly was lucky to finally flush that piece out of his nasal cavity. And I find myself once again thanking my creator that I lack the capacity to jam things into myself. That truly was an interesting and vital article to share. We know that is what the listeners are here for. Now it's over to the Randomizer Wheel for our next breaking story. I know what this is. So Tom, what do you think it is? Tom, what do you reckon the longest drip is ever? I feel like it was something where you were laughing or eating or drinking or something like that and it literally was like a big drip of like saliva. So you think this is a personal story to mark? This is me looking back over my history. that or it's like the longest leak of a tap. It's lasted an eternity. Someone's just slightly left the tap on and it's just dripping forever. I mean, it's not a tap, but it is... Right, Mark, what's the longest drip ever? So this actually is about a spoopy liquid, I guess. It's about a very venom-ish looking liquid. It's called the Pitch Drop Experiment. Venom. I can't do it very well, don't I? Venom. I tried to do it. I need to warm up my... Yeah. got a good little... There we go, that was pretty good! Yeah, it's a very... Venom-esque drippy experiment. I'm just gonna dub Tom's one in over yours for that. Yeah, each time if I say... I say... Venom. Every time you say Venom, it's gonna be, Tom, can we have another one? Just isolated, please. I can't get the... There we go, that's good. Carry on Mark. So yeah, this is an experiment which measures the flow of a piece of pitch which is a weird material that will get described in our video and it's just been dripping forever and it's literally the most globulous drip you've ever seen and we're just waiting for it to drop. Wait, this isn't just a video of me last week with the glass was it? We should have done that, you should have done that. Literally just made the video that clip of Tom. That's true. But yeah, if you check out this video, it will explain in intimate detail exactly what you need to know. 97 years later, this experiment still ongoing today is the slowest experiment in the world. The experiment aims to prove that pitch, which shatters like glass when hit with a hammer, is actually a liquid and not a solid. It was designed in 1927 by an Australian physics professor named Parnell. But it took three years for the molten pitch to harden. So the experiment officially began in 1930. The pitch drop experiment, as it's called, took eight years for the first drop to fall and nine years for the second. Due to the lengthy duration of the experiment, before the third drop fell, Professor Parnell passed away. To this day, only nine drops have fallen. Ultimately, it was proven that pitch is a liquid. That is 20 billion times more viscous than water and 2 million times more viscous than honey. Currently, the University of Queensland has continued the experiment and they are live streaming it. If you want to see the 10th drop, check the pinned comment. I don't really understand. So what is so what's the pitch? So pitch is a material that people thought because it shatters like glass when it's hit with a hammer. Right. People thought that it was a solid. But this experiment proved that it is in fact a liquid because only a liquid can flow. A solid can't flow like pitch does. Just pitch moves very slowly. Is it like... I think I know what you're going to say, it's not like that stuff where you can punch it really hard. Non-Newtonian fluid. Yeah, you punch it and it's like hard, but then if you like put your hands in it slowly, you can just go through it. I don't know if it is non-Newtonian. There's certainly a possibility that it is. Yeah, it doesn't say... What is the, I understand the point of what they're trying to, like, so the point is obviously trying to prove that it's not a solid. Yeah. However, clearly it's not after the first drip, if it's dripping it's not, but then. I guess they're trying to work out the properties of pitch in more detail because they've only, only just. Yeah, but what are they going to discover from, it's not like when it drips 20 times, it's going to turn into like a wizard or something. Do you know what mean? Like, how many years was it to do the first one? The first one took 8.1 years and the most recent ones taken 13.4. So it's slowly getting longer and longer over the course of this. I, if I say to you this. so long to do the first one. They were like, well, we can't stop now. But also the fact that it's not consistent does, it does give a reason to continue because they can study why is it taking longer? If you have a look at the link in the chat there, Tom, if you want to bring that up, down around about halfway down, there's a timeline. So you've got the number of years between each drop there. So it's pretty much been fairly consistent most of the time apart from the last like two drips. Yeah, where it's gotten considerably longer. So it's been 8, 8, 7, 8, 8, 8, keeping up to the nines and then November 2000, 2014 it's been 12 and basically 13. Yeah, yeah. So it is getting longer, generally getting slightly longer and longer. Well based on that we're not due another one for another few years. No, you can watch the live stream But it's probably a bit of a waste of time for yeah, it's probably not very exhilarating is it don't tune in for another couple of years guys We can come back and give an update when it does fall so you'll have to keep an eye on it over the next year's Yeah, if the podcast is still going in 20 years. Yeah, keep an eye out for the 10th strip Wow, Mark. Great work out there breaking the important, is it wet or is it dry, news. I am of course being sarcastic. It was clearly a slow news day in the world of science. As it seems as though it will be at least... Three years before you'll be getting an update on that tenth drip, I bet you all can't wait for October 2027. Mark has truly outdone himself with this one. Moving on from the news of the week, let's see whether dear sweet Thomas has managed to create a game to help us forget all of the awful things we have just learned. So first of all, here's it's gonna work. I will read you a mashup of two famous movie quotes and your challenge, I guess, is to guess which movies those quotes are from. Some are kind of easy, well, very easy and some hopefully won't be as easy. Originally, I was going to play you the mashed up quotes, which I still have, which I will still play you. However, we'll try going. with me just rooting them out to you first. then I shall play the clip. so here is the first quote. is keep your friends close, but your enemies in a glass case of emotion. Well, glass case of emotion is Anchorman. Yeah, keep your friends close. Hang on, do they do they merge in the same way as so is it like anchor? Is that the end of the first movie? I don't think so. It's literally just a quote from one movie and a quote from another movie, but they make one sentence. Right. So there's no relation between them then. Like a beautiful mind chindler's list. Yeah. It's a bit more like that. It's a bit more like that than it is a beautiful mind hunter. Right. So we've got Anchorman. So the other, what was the other quote? So it's keep your friends close, but your enemies in a glass case of emotion. Can you play us the clip? Then we might have a bit of context for who the thing is. Keep your friends close, but your enemies... In a glass case of emotion! that's amazing. Great. I don't know what the first film is. God. No, yeah, I don't know the first film. It's an old film. Yeah, is it like the good, the bad and the ugly or something? No, it's, I mean... As soon as I say this word you'll probably get it, it's a gangster film. Is it Scarface? Another gangster film. erm, The Godfather? Yeah, The Godfather. Nice. Not ever seen The Godfather. Well technically it was The Godfather 2 and Anchorman. So yeah, was, keep your friends close, but your enemies in a glass case of emotion. Okay, the next quote is a very easy, I think you're definitely going to get the first one, but whether you'll get the second one we shall see. So, the quote is, I am Iron Man. killed my father, prepare to die. nice. that's Iron Man and Star Wars right? No, the Princess Bride. Yeah, smashed it straight away. Let's play that. I am Iron Man. You killed my father, prepare to die. Okay yeah, that does sound familiar, I have heard that. Right okay, so that one was a pretty easy one. So the next quote is, you gotta ask yourself a question. How'd you like them apples punk? One thing I did discover when doing this is you wouldn't believe how many movies use How Do You Like Them Apples? Yeah. Because it's crazy. There's at least a couple of hundred. So, I mean, yeah, it's going to be hard. But this is what I would say the original one that I remembered. I feel like that one's the good, the bad and the ugly. So the first one is you've got to ask yourself a question. Did I fire? Three shots or four or whatever is this that one? Yeah, that one's been used and and like reused It's not it's not it's not that is it not that one. I don't think it's that Yeah, you gotta ask yourself a question. Do I you feel lucky punk? Is it that one? Yeah, so that could be the mask this earlier than that. This is like original original Yeah, maybe I've gone back too far. So the mask too. I think they use that one I think Jim or Jim Carrey use that one in either The mask or in Ace Ventura? It's from like a Clint Eastwood movie, innit? Yes, yes it is. I can't remember which movie it is. But I'll give you the Clint Eastwood because I think that's good enough. It's a movie called Dirty Harry. shit, yeah I think that's in the same series. I think there's a series of ones where he's playing the same character. What is the second how do you like them apples? Fuck, I forgot about that bit. Yeah, I'll give you any movie which has that in, I'll give it to you, but I have got a specific one. No, I can't say. I feel like Daddy Day Care. Like I said, there is an awful, awful lot of movies which do use this quote. The one that I took it from was from Good Will Hunting. I've not seen that. I shall play you the quote. You could ask yourself a question. How do you like their maps? Punk. I'm realizing there's some classic films I've never seen. There's so many classic films I haven't seen. I made a point of going through and starting to try and watch some of them. Like watched Shawshank Redemption. Amazing film. Not too long ago. Schindler's List. I mean, not as great as Shawshank, but. I enjoyed Schindler's List as much as you can enjoy Schindler's List. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's not like a it's not a romp. It's not like a happy time. Yeah. Right. The next quote. Again, I think you're gonna just get it. I went down a probably a slightly wrong road where I was just coming up with ones which were making me laugh. Then they're kind of more easier. Whereas the ones that would be harder wouldn't. So the next quote is, my mama always said, I'm Batman. The water boy and... No, it's Forrest Gump, isn't it? No, it's Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump. shit. My mama always said... I'm So yeah, that one was quite easy. Right. So the next quote is get busy living or get to the chopper. Get to the chopper. What films that from? Is it true lies? Predator. Yes, it is predator. So what's get busy, get busy living or get busy dying. That's the quote. That's the quote, Mark. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. can't think of what that's from though. Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy. I feel like maybe Fast and the Furious. No, it's more classic and it is from a movie which you guys have mentioned within the last few minutes. The Waterboy? No. I'm trying to think of films we've done. Shinless List. No. Shawshank Redemption. There you go. Yeah. I obviously don't remember that film. Yeah, yeah, Fred says it, think, doesn't he? Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Down. Really? Get Busy Livin'. Get to the chopper! Amazing. I do like that one. That's great. See, I only know the get to the chopper thing is from Arnie because of the secret track from Never Heard Of It. Yeah, yeah. That was a great... We need to go on a deep dive of secret tracks, I think. I can talk that. I've got something I've wanted to bring along for a while. So at some point I'll do that. Yeah, yeah, that'd be amazing. I'm down for that. OK, so the next quote is, the light touches is our kingdom. It is your destiny. It's everything the light touches that's the Lion King. Yeah. Yeah. And it's your destiny is that Star Wars. Yeah. And who who is the actor of both of these? James Earl Jones. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's the actor of the Lion King guy. He's Mufasa and he's the voice of Darth Vader. Darth Vader. So that was this. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. It is your destiny. That was good because it's the same voice. It works quite well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. Now I'm going end on a really bloody hard one. So the quote is, if you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend. If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. damn. Yeah. Is the second one from Miss Congeniality? No, it's not. Or like, is it from Speed? No. It's from a comedy movie. I feel like the first one's from like I Love You Man or one of those like bro flicks. All right. No, it's like an old, it's an old eighties like feel good movie-ish. I don't know. I mean, I've... I don't know if you would have seen it or not. I feel like you would have seen it. But yeah, I think I think I'll play the quote. Maybe that's easier. Let's hear the quote. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend. If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. That sounded like Jim Carrey. Yeah. I'll play it again. So is that Ace Ventura? second? If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend. If I'm not back in five minutes. Is that Bill and Ted? Just wait longer. No. Is it like the Breakfast Club or something like that? Well, it's more, it's that era. I'm pretty sure it's that era. I don't even know what that film is. I'm just thinking of like films from that time. It's to do with having a day off. Ferris Bueller. Yeah, Ferris Bueller. If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend. If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. So what's the second one? Did we establish that? That's Jim Carrey from Ice Ventura. it's Ice Ventura. Okay. See, I heard it in like a Valley Girl accent. If I'm not back in 15 minutes, just wait longer. We hope you enjoyed this episode. If you have, then let us know. If you haven't, then shh, it's okay. Keep your thoughts to yourself. If you've got any thoughts or corrections, then please get in touch and you can submit your opening questions either in the comments, if you scroll down on Spotify, or by reaching out to us on our Instagram, which is wonderfully ill-informed, which is all one word, wonderfully ill-informed. So yeah, just pop a note there or pop a note in the comments. Make sure to subscribe, rate or leave a review on your favourite podcast platform. 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