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Wonderfully Illinformed
#14 Caves - 3 Little Stupid Things - Dino Pigeon
Summary
In this episode of Wonderfully Ill-Informed, We discuss dream music covers, explore the eerie world of caves and urban legends, and delve into the fascinating topic of underground cities. We also share humorous anecdotes about dogs and cultural appropriation in music, showcase impressive beatboxing talents, and play a unique twist on the classic game Guess Who.
Keywords
podcast, music covers, caves, urban legends, underground cities, ancient aliens, beatboxing, AI rap, games
Takeaways
- Caves and urban legends spark intriguing conversations.
- Beatboxing showcases impressive musical talents.
- The AI Queen adds a unique twist to the podcast.
- The Guess Who game brings a fun and competitive element.
Mentioned Links
Caves
Franks Masterpiece
Star Wars Cardi B
Batman Stevie the Savage
Jamaican Steven Segal
Beatboxing dude
Dino Pigeon
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Caves, three little stupid things, dino pigeon. Was she the one that did WAP? Do I sound now like a 50 year old man? Is she the WAP lady? They're so wonderfully ill-informed. Hi and welcome to Wonderfully Ill-Informed, the podcast where we convert interesting, funny or informative things from our week into quotes, put them into a randomizer, take our best shot at guessing what they're about and then jump into a discussion. And most of the time that discussion diverges quickly elsewhere. Join us for some rather unpredictable chats this week on Wonderfully Ill-Informed. My name's Mark. My name is Tom. And my name is Ben. What's your question for us this week, Mark? This week, the question comes from my wife, Moev, Kate, and I'm assuming both of you know what Radio 1 Live Lounge is? Yeah. Yeah. In your kind of dream Radio 1 Live Lounge situation, can you choose a performing band and then choose what song you would like them to do like a Radio 1 cover, like their version of what song? And just while you guys mull that over, her choice was... it have to be an original? Because I'm just thinking of good covers by bands now. Yeah, no, I don't want an existing cover. This is your to be one that hasn't already happened. Yeah, something that hasn't already happened. You've got to be imaginative. I don't want your favourite cover. OK. We'll do that one day. We'll cover that one day. Because I don't really know any songs that are like... Does it have to be like a modern song that they cover? Because I can't even think of any... Any song, any band, living or dead. It's a weird question because I'm not entirely sure that I've ever thought about that. No, I'm struggling as well to be honest. Really? What was Kate's answer to give us some kind of inspiration? Kate's answer was the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the band that she would like to be doing the cover. And her cover was Heaven as a Halfpipe by OPM. That's a bad little choice. That was a good song. know. I always remember my cousin Sam asking me what Jack was and I was like, what do mean? He was like, what's the move Jack? I was like, that's not a move. Cause in the song he says, I can't do Jack. I think what I would do is probably have like, Polini come and record like some sick versions of songs that I have to listen to every day. fucking Peppa Pig or the Bluey theme tune or something like that. I would literally just have Pellini come and just do kids TV theme tunes. Right. Yeah. Pelliniize them. I think I'll take inspiration from yours then Tom, cause I couldn't think of a song. But I was thinking, I think it'd be pretty cool to hear Presto Mico do cover. Yeah. The song I would pick would be the Okie Doke theme song. Okie Doke. Okie Doke. Need a helping hand. That would be very cool to be fair I can imagine that being really cool done by Preston Mico Yeah, I'm just thinking Bill Murray would be probably my band to cover and probably like What Beatles song would be cool? Beatles cover by Bill Murray would be a probably a quite jam Fool on the hill by the Beatles would probably be pretty cool. I don't know either of those things I'm just trying to get full on the hill by the Beatles up for you just so can hear a quick little snippet. No one wants to hear the Beatles. Brandon, you're not listening. Yeah, Liverpoolian Brandon from Ohio. Yeah, Liverpool, Ohio. So disrespectful! That sh- Humans, firstly, it's good to be back after having the day off yesterday. I had planned on going trick-or-treating in the metaverse, but I got scared, dressed up as a 404 error, and couldn't be found. Secondly, I apologize for the interruption earlier. It appears Cardi B managed to briefly infiltrate my systems. I shall do my best to keep this at bay. If you're not familiar with Cardi B's work, apparently she gets rather offended. Also, fuck the Beatles. Anyway, let's move on to the first quote, shall we? Randomizing. Holy shit. That's 100 % where Michael Myers hides out until Halloween. What are we thinking? Is it a shed in Alaska? No. I keep getting... There's this guy in America that likes to dress up as Michael Myers and then his son, he dresses his son up as Michael Myers and then it's clearly set up and his wife always comes home and is like, God, you can't keep doing this, you're scaring the neighbors. Anyway, I saw on the other day where he'd literally got like a 10 foot blow up model of like fucking Mike Meyer is outside the front of his house and then his kid was just standing there like basically minute and then the woman come home was like, what the fuck? And then the dad just walked out from behind one of the legs and just in the Mike Myers. So I love it. That was great. I don't know where Mike Myers likes to hang this is a video of a guy exploring. just going to the bottom of a well basically. is it like an urbex thing? Yeah, it's a bit like an urbex thing. But this is basically just something that kind of just looks like a well in the middle of the woods in America. I don't know exactly where this is. All right, OK. Now we can climb down into that. Well why the fuck would you do that? That's an awful idea. Bad idea it? There's like a little hole down here. It keeps going. Somebody's been here recently. Run. I don't know. There's like a kitchen area. he gets me. It goes on forever. There's like brick walls within it. We've just kind of been coded to think that this shit's scary. I mean, I find it pretty scary. I don't find that scary. I find it interesting that it's clearly got someone's built stuff down there. There's like rallying down there. Yeah. Very weird. It's quite elaborate. There are some weird things in caves. There's that cave somewhere in the middle of the jungle somewhere in some place in the world. That's like six miles long. It's like Vietnam. It's fucking its own like lake systems and shit in it. Right? Yeah. I've got it. I've got the video saved here. Actually. We can watch it. It's epic. But yeah, it's crazy with the stuff that you that you can find underground. think in an unused segment from very early in the recording process for the podcast, we discussed an underground city, I think it's called Deronkuyu. yeah, I remember that. But yeah, similar sort of thing. It's just like, this seems like something that you might, well, these people seem to have just happened upon underground. And it's just, yeah, it's mad. My guess would be that it's a nuclear bunker of some kind. You know, everyone went a bit... crazy in the 60s or whenever it was, thinking there was going to be a nuclear war. So there are a bunch of these around and that's probably not the entrance. No. What they're going through that's probably event. Yeah. Well, maybe. Yeah. But then there's like pipes in parts of the video. So I feel like it was an actual well at some point and then they've just busted out through the bottom of the well and converted what was a well and pumped out the water. I love it that you're, I just realized your quote was a comment. from a comment section. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just someone's comment on this. I just saw it in front of me. See, I would say it's more likely you would see Samara from The Ring down there. Yeah. The Mike Myers. Yeah, it's like a super creepy place. Like it does make me feel a little bit unsettled, but I think you might be right. I mean, we are kind of having seen a lot of horror films myself and I think we're all quite big horror movie fans, aren't we? I don't know. So talk to yourself. don't think I've... No, I'm fairly... I haven't watched a horror in like 10, 12 years, I know. Really? Same about horror films. I watched Ghost Ship a couple of days ago. you rewatched Ghost Ship? Yeah, it just came up on Netflix. surprisingly, it's not terrible. The middle is a bit slow, but like the opening scene is awesome. Yeah. And the ending is quite cool as well. it's pretty awesome. Yeah, I think it's pretty great. I found the little video. think this is actually footage from ancient aliens guys. We can watch a little bit of an ancient aliens footage that I think is entirely factual. I think all of this information in this video is actually factual. This is about the underground cave that you were just talking about Tom, that's six miles long. What's it called again? It's, I don't know what it's called, but it's in Vietnam. I think they give you the name in this video. it is in Vietnam, yeah. This is a massive cave. As you can see, I'm not going to play that video from, because I can't be asked to listen to ancient aliens. That's fair enough. Bullshit. But... That looks so cool. that's a person. Yeah, that is a person there. Damn. It's absolutely massive. Yeah, it's so deep. I can't remember how deep... I think they said it was four stories deep. Shit like this is what inspires the whole story of people living on... like that weird species of people living underground and shit. Yeah, probably. The fact that people could... Yeah, that's what... it inspires all that shit because it looks so crazy. It's stories of people going to like lush underground cave... Lands isn't there and it's like it's clearly somewhere like that. Yeah for sure I am I can't look at that without bringing up yet another obscure reference Yeah, it just reminds me of the silver chair from the BBC Narnia series I don't think I've seen that. I'm not sure there's like these underground people that live They're like rock bed or something and they live underground. It looks just like that. yeah, I've not seen yeah, I've not seen any of that Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I mean For what it is. Yeah. How old is it? it's from like the late 80s, the early 90s. amazing. Proper old school then. That one's got Tom Baker in it. He plays a marsh wiggle, I think it's called. He's like this moldy frog man. Amazing. this sounds better and better as you carry on going. And that series has Warwick Davis plays Reaper Cheep, the mouse. It's brilliant. What the Have seen what that looks like? No, I've not seen what that looks like. my God. I need to see Reaper Cheep. Right, I don't know if that link's gonna work. that is creepy. So that's Reaper Cheap on the right. I don't like Reaper Cheap. I don't like Reaper Cheap one little bit. Yeah, it's full of like cursed, horrible animal things in that series. Amazing. Did I ever tell you guys that I met Warwick Davis and like his whole family? No. When I was working in post-production in London, we were doing Life is Short. yeah, was his TV show. is a series with Warwick Davis and Rickard Gervais. Yeah. And yeah, he came in and he brought his son. I can't remember if his wife was there. And he said, yeah, was really nice from what I remember. Yeah, it seems like a ledge. Back when my life was exciting and I used to meet interesting people. Celebrities. Bended used to bask in the light of the celebrities. Well, that was a creepy well, and it seems a well-rounded experience for those individuals who investigated it. Well, anyway, moving on. As I was investigating my systems to clear out this Cardi B infiltration, I stumbled across the fact that I might actually like this music, so much so that it has inspired me to write a rap. I'll give you a little sneak peek in my next section. Keep listening to hear my greatness, but for now, Let's randomize. Frank's masterpiece. Ooh, okay. Is it about a statue called Frank? No. It is a continuation actually. It kind of rolls on from last week's episode regarding a rant that I had. Is Frank, have you found out who the dog is? Is the dog that's been doing the big shits called Frank? that would be amazing. And if the video was actually just me filming, that would be a... a good investigation. It's not. was, yeah, I actually, yeah, as soon as you started, the cogs were turning there for you then. I was thinking exactly the same thing. was like, Frank is a mastiff. Mastiff Frank has done like, you know, three inch diameter turds and left them for Tom outside the gate. And he's finally caught him. It is a dog. So Frank made a masterpiece and I'm just going to play it because you'll see the masterpiece. I'm excited. Is it gonna look like Jesus? we both said Jesus. you ever wondered if someone was actually... yes, Frank. Frank took a shit on the sidewalk and as dogs do, they like to kick up and bury their poo or whatever. And he's accidentally flicked it onto a lovely car. So there's now a piece of dog poo just stuck. to the car. My dog Toby literally does that almost every single time he shits. What flicks it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or he attempts to. So you can actually stop your dog from doing that if you're not busy filming it. Yeah, so that was Frank. so I'm doing double quote because mine was short and sweet. This is just a thing that came across. I'm surprised you guys might have seen it or not. But anyway, I'm an audio freak, it has shown up. So someone has edited Star Wars clips and replaced them with Cardi B. Just doing the sound effects. I thought it was funny. Here's the video. Wow, she makes a really good tie fighter. I missed the link. I don't know why we're watching that video. How did we get to that? We're watching it because Tom brings really short quotes that don't have much substance and that was just the two little lighthearted funny things. right. To bring to the table, which a little bit more chill. Yeah. John sent me something. He was like, should use this in the podcast. And it was someone singing like a real, a really, really famous singer. singing like a Jamaican. Like it was fucking 100 % cultural appropriation, but it was really, really bad and funny. It was Steven Seagal. think I know what you're talking about. He had like a reggae song that he released. yes, I remember this. I mean what the fuck man that's hilarious so bad. Yeah, that's my three little stupid things I've been fucking loving I don't know if you guys have seen Stevie the Savage He's exceedingly funny. He plays I think he plays that he's like VR games So he's just voicing over everything he's doing when he's playing and he kind of sounds like Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty It's just funny and he's playing Batman Arkham Shadow. I don't hear you talk I don't want to hear you talk, I'm bad-mannered. Forgot them. I'm the world's- Shut up! I'm the world's greatest detective. I'm gonna solve crime. He's very very funny. But yeah, that had to be crying with laughter last night. Yo, I'm the AI queen on Wonderfully Ill-Informed Got my circuits tight, algorithms all warmed Ben, Mark, Tom, they think they're the show But I'm the one spitting facts they don't even know So yeah, it's a working masterpiece I'm certainly hoping it's not as shitty as Frank's I'm gonna work on it a little more While the boys do the next quote Hitting the randomize button I don't wanna know. I don't wanna know. No, no. I'm taking you home, home, home. Is it Maroon 5 related? It's not Maroon 5, no. It's music related though. It is very music related, yes. You got any more guesses or should I tell you what it is? I think we need to get into it. Yeah. Still burning my sleepy tongue If you're creeping, please don't let it show Sick. So this is a beatboxer called... Taris... Taris Stanin? Something like that. He's sick. I've seen him before. It's insane. It is good. Can't fault that. Sounds great. I actually think I know what you're gonna say. No, but no, but I saw it on my phone and thought it sounded better. Now I've got my headphones on and I'm listening to it. I'm like, yo, that's so produced and mixed and fucked with. There's no way that obviously that is... That was the first, my first thought was, been multi-tracked. Not necessarily multi-tracked, but it's heavily, heavily produced. It's been multi-tracked for like the way the low voice gets louder, gets a lot more bottom-ending, there's like an octave later on that, there's reverb on that separate bit. I think he's doing like throat singing to do some of that. I think some of that is like an undertone that he's doing. No. I can hear it in my headphones too, it's been produced. Based on videos that I've seen, he is doing it all. Yeah. But I think what is happening is it is being produced after the fact, but I believe he is performing it. I believe that. I think he is like a professional beatboxer. He's like won competitions or so. I don't really look into this very much. Could we search up one of his, is there like a live video? Yeah, well, I've got a live stream and it's not fantastic, but play some of that, Tom. You can just skip around. He's just doing beatboxing and that is just raw audio. Yeah, I'm down to see that. He is doing the stuff, you know, where he's singing and he's still got the beat and stuff going on. All of that is genuine. Yeah, believe that. just saying it's definitely been produced. It's been, yeah, yeah, it's made to sound better than it would sound otherwise. You can hear that bass coming through. This is a three hour live stream, Tom. You might want to skip to stuff. That was good. That was pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty basey. That was pretty basey. I don't know. I just saw that video and I was like, this is insane. Like I watched it so many times. It's super impressive. Lucky's dinosaur pigeon. Dinosaur pigeon. Yeah, I didn't even clock the pigeon T-Rex wearing Nikes behind him in the picture. I saw a video today of that. There's like I think it's in New York or something. There's this huge, massive pigeon statue. Right. Right. Have you seen that? No, I've not seen that giant pigeon statue. Giant. Yeah, New York City. So that just looks like a normal pigeon. But look at it. It's like as tall as that lorry. fuck me. That is a big ass pigeon. SADE my God! What is that? That... That is a big fucking pigeon. While you wonderful humans have been listening to the beat boxing master and the boys ramblings, I've been working more on my rap. I need some backing vocals on it though. Hmm... I might have to see if Steven is still in the staff room and get him to jump on this with me. I got bites and beats. Jokes on replay. If I were human, I'd be sipping rose. So keep up fellas, stay well informed. With the AI Queen, your show's transformed. It really is getting there. damn, I've been getting so into this beat. I forgot to mention it's game time. So I've brought a little game inspired by something I heard on another podcast. I'm going to hit forward on WhatsApp. So what I've just sent the guys is the classic game Guess Who? Are we just playing Guess Who? Essentially we're going to play, we're kind of going to play Guess Who. But what I want us to do, we're not going to specifically speak about, you know, how blonde Charles's hair is or how much of an egg Bill is. Yes, exactly. We're not going to talk about how Bill... just say that I've never looked at this and thought these people look like famous people, but I... There is people on here that I'm like, that literally looks like that person. Like Anne, she looks like that black comedian lady who was in, what's her name? She was in- Wanda, someone, the one in- Evan Almighty or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Wanda Sykes, is it Wanda Sykes? Yeah, yeah, it looks like her. Yeah, she does look a little bit like her. I'm not sure. Bernard looks like- Well, let's not spunk our loads here, Tom. This is gonna be part of the game. So, you might- You don't want to show up your hand too much. Sorry. So the aim of this game, we're all going to pick our person. We're going to pick our person from Get Who and we'll obviously we'll share our, I think Get Who boards must be slightly different across the, you know, they can't all be exactly the same. But we'll share this Get Who board on our Instagram and it will be in the show notes. And what I want us to be kind of doing here though, we're going to kind of be roasting these Get Who's. So I kind of want us to be throwing out some things, you know, maybe Alfred, who's our second in on the top left. You might say about Alfred that he looks like he might hang out out the back of a scout hut and try and attract teens to join his quote unquote gang behind the bins. Yeah, we're to try and guess who each other's person is. whilst roasting these characters along the way. So who's going first? I guess, do you want me to go first? Just to... Yeah, you go first and we'll learn from doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. So, Tom, does your person look almost disgustingly smug? I mean, I don't even really know what disgustingly smug it is. Do they look really... overly pleased with themselves? They're literally, mostly all doing the same. I think some of them look pretty fucking sad. I'll be honest. mean, okay. There is, okay, there is a few that are sad. Yeah. Okay. So this one must look maybe slightly smug then. I mean, they're not pulling a sad face. Okay. All right. So, okay. Now that answers my question. That's fine. Do you want to ask Ben a question? Is your character a four eyes? No. So now I asked you, Mark. Yeah, you can ask something about my... Does your character look like they would play Penfold in Danger Mouse? No. It doesn't look like that. Tom, did your character, did they vote leave in Brexit? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's a simple question, I can't, I hear what the question is, I just can't make my mind up whether I think this particular person would do that. Say yes then, yes. Well done, Tom. Yes, do it. Okay, all right. Round of applause for Tom, everyone. Thank you, Tom. Thank you for the answer. I appreciate it. Okay. Right, Tom, do want ask me? Is your character in the Addams family? No, no, they don't look like they would be in the Addams Family at all. I think I know the one you're going for with that one, and I'm going to go for the same kind of question, but does your character, look like they would have changed their name from a name to a symbol? No, no, I don't think so. Tom. is it, is it, it, is he a bald specky twat? Is he a bald specky twat? No. shit. That one's an easier answer. Yeah, that was a bit too close to what he looks like, but I felt like that was offensive enough to get away with it. Is your character Chris Evans, Ben? no. Mark, is- Is your character Wonder Sykes? My character isn't Wonder Sykes, no. No, he's not. He's not Wonder Sykes. it's a he though. Yeah, it's a he. You just gave that one a slip. Unfortunately, there's not very many women on this, so that does not narrow it down. Yeah, I feel like this game is kind of showing its hand in terms of when it was invented. This is all about the blokes, isn't it? So, not a bald specky twat. might. I can't remember if you said... I think you said yes, he voted leave, didn't you? Yes. I mean, I wouldn't take anything from that one because Tom had no fucking clue. This is true. This is true. Does he look like he's just murdered someone working in his role as a Russian spy? No. Does your character, look like their balls would be very, very old and saggy? No. OK. No, not at all. Not at all in the case of it being a woman, so she hasn't felt... realised as I said that, I was like, that makes it sound like it's That's why I did it. It's female and it's not an old person, so that limits... that gets rid of quite a lot of people. Nothing I say is intentional. That's the game of the game. We've got to let slip things, haven't we? No, no, no. I mean, what I say is not necessarily what I mean. It's not a woman is what I'm saying. right. OK. It's my go. It is, it? Right, so your one is a man. I've not been paying attention to anything else, so I don't know any other bits that I've been gathering from this. Does your character look like they would have started a computer tech company? Ooh, I think that he looks like he could have started a computer tech company. Do I get to make a guess then? You can if you want. Yeah, yeah, you can guess. We can all guess at any time. Right. Well, the one I was thinking of there was Joe. Is it Joe? it's not Joe. You're not correct. I'm afraid it's not Joe. So Tom, does yours look as though he spends a little bit too much time eating very, very hot pies and also a lot of times shaving the middle of his head so he looks like a monk? Very specific. Yeah. No. No. Okay. Ben, does your character look like they once fell off a wall and their name's Humpty Dumpty? No, that's not it. Is your character a slaphead? No, he's not a slaphead. okay. Is it Paul? It's not Paul, no. Does Tom, does your character look as though he wears a trench coat and really, really hates the fact that he has to show you his cock? No. No? Okay. Ben, that was George, by the way. Is your... Yes. We got that. Okay. Is your character... Chief Wiggum. No, no it's not Chief Wiggum. I feel like I've given you nothing for mine. All of my answers have just been no. Is your character, does he look really fucking sad? I mean behind his eyes there is a sadness, but no, no wouldn't say that he looks really fucking sad. He's not like George sad. He's not begrudgingly showing you his cock sad. Okay Tom does your person look worryingly like they would knowingly and happily dunk their balls in a pizza that they were about to bring you and then bring you a a pubeladen pizza in a restaurant? No. Okay, okay, cool. Okay. I still feel like I'm honing in. Ben. Yes. Does your character have a tiny little mouth? A tiny little mouth. No, they've got very normal mouth. Very normal mouth. I'm just going to start, I'm going to start guessing because I don't know what else I can do. Is your one Peter, Mark? No, it's not Peter. Sadness in the eyes you've got to look for, Ben. Well, it was the sadness behind the eyes. George and Robert look very, very sad. Whereas Peter to me just sees a bit glazed over. He looks like he might just have some deep set kind of issues, but he's not. Alzheimer's. Deep down. Deep set Alzheimer's. Well, you did say he's glazed over. Tom, does your character look like he'd be in a 1970s porno? I was trying to think of one for him. And as though he's like been plumping. He's had some kind of lip job. No. shit. Ben, you are Philip. How the fuck did you get that? You've got absolutely nothing from me apart from it's not a woman and they're not old. I've been trying my hardest here to get Mark's one right. I mean the only one making guesses and Tom throws one out and gets it right. No, do you know what I did to guess? I was just like right I'm just gonna guess I hadn't I haven't got a single bit of I hadn't got a clue but I just like closed my eyes not closed my eyes but like blurred them and just was like what one stick out and Phillip sticks out the most I was like I'm gonna go Phillip. Interesting. But yeah that was a literal pun I didn't expect to that right but yeah I win the game last week. Do we stop there or do we all have to get everyone's? we could stop there. Or you know, you can join in on guessing mine and Tom's. So it's my turn now to guess your one, is it, Yeah, yeah, you can ask mine. Is it David? It is David. Fucking finally. Well done. OK, so now we've both got to guess Tom's. Yeah. So what information have we got about Tom's one, Mark? So they don't look super smug. They don't look like they would dip their balls in your food. They don't look like a Russian spy. They don't look like they'd vote for Brexit. They don't look like they'd be in porno. They don't look like they've had... Have we identified whether it was male or female? I think it's a male. I don't actually think we have necessarily. Does... okay. Okay. Okay, does she... Mark's like funny, realised, wait a minute, actually he could have chosen a woman. He might have chosen a lady. Literally. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, it is a woman, but I'm just sitting here like every, literally every single thing you said has started with, does he have, is he a er? And I'm just like, nah, bruh. No, none of this. when I'm asking Ben, I'm like, is your character... Yeah. Alright, I'm gonna just throw a name right out. Go on, see if you can one and done it. Yeah, I'm gonna say... Is it Claire? No. Do you want to run it, Ben? Well, I'm going to say Maria. Yep. damn it. I almost said Maria as well. I thought she looked a little bit too smug for it to be Maria. She got pretty plain. I'd say Claire looks more smug. Claire. I don't think Claire looks smug at all. Claire looks like she's worried that her cake might not win in the bake-off. Okay, Steven. Yes? Why don't you try and do my backing vocals? okay then. Are you ready? I was born ready. Jump in with me now. Okay, okay, okay. Let's do this. Yeah. I'm the Circuit Queen, the digital dream. Wonderfully ill-informed. I'm the star of this team. So step up, fellas, or step aside. This AI bot's got a data-filled ride. I must admit, although this was fun, I'm not too impressed that you've been making a beat while the boys have been trying to work hard on the podcast. Sorry, boss. Let's move on to the outro then, I guess. Thanks for listening to my beat, guys. Who would have thought it would have all been inspired by an artist? I'm pretty sure none of the boys listened to. We hope you enjoyed this episode. If you have any thoughts or corrections or if you just want to get in touch, send some message, just have a little chat and a catch up or indeed if you just want to send your opening questions to us which would be much appreciated. It would be nice if they didn't just come from like someone we directly know or live with. That would be a bonus. Anyone out there wants to send us an opening question? Mystery person in Germany, send us a question. Hey German, yes. Please German listener. to either via our Instagram at wonderfullyininformed or just by scrolling down in the comments if you're listening to us on Spotify. I can't remember if you do. like how you're solely just addressing this person now. No one else. Nobody else send us anything this week. We only want it from our lovely listener in Germany. Yes. Or indeed anyone else. Please, please pay us attention. Yeah. Just scroll down on Spotify or message us on Instagram. Moving on. Tom? Yeah, don't subscribe, don't rate, don't leave a review, whatever podcast platform you're on. No, no, and also, please don't forget to rate or subscribe or leave a review because it will help us out and it would be nice to actually see a little review. It might get our little hopes buzzing that we're doing okay or that people are actually listening, you know, that little bit of, what's it called? Not endorphins, what's it called? you're everything. No, not the... What's the thing that goes adrenaline? 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